emails sent, read, delivered, processed, bought, sold, or otherwise this morning: about 200, plus a few texts.
just kidding. but today has been a lot. with much punctuation. to wit:
* just went to turn up the clock radio via the computer speaker volume knob. guh. I am perfectly wasted on caffeine, treading that delicate thread of a line between debilitating ADD and Totally Fucking Focused. more would not be better. less would be a waste. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
* I can pay you for your advice, but it would have to be with sex. or cupcakes.
* hi. I live here. you're on the radio.
* Victoria you must learn where Devotchka is playing next, buy an airline ticket (IMHO Southwest Airlines is inexpensive and service is friendly all things considered) hitchhike or hop a freight train to wherever that is, get yourself into the show somehow (pretend you are 15 again?) and prepare to be amazed. And fall in love too because their lead singer is the sexiest dude alive and I say that as a confirmed hetero with some pissed-off ex-girlfriends and one wife who'll testify to that effect. And yes there is a tuba with Christmas lights and speaking of that and sexy what is sexier than a woman playing a brass instrument? Absolutely effing nothing, that's what. And they have a Theramin for chrissakes. How cool is that?
* what? sequins? I want to live in sequins. omg.
* omg yes. I practically shat. no joke. (ref: john roderick, I strove to grow a beard.)
and lastly, but bestly:
* thank you for powdering my shoes. that was very nice of you. and my coworkers thank you as well. and the cat. and the neighbors. and the health department.
gotta run. rooftop lunchtime is waiting. I love my fucking cupcake-infested, sequined, shiny, caffeinated life.
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vvb
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